census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
Randomize
