Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
So drunk its hurt
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
How's work?
Spinning.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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