why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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