LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
We are two peas in an std pod
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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