i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
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I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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