you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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