No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
babies were throwing up all over the place
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
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Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
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Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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