While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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