David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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