it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
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i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
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I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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