i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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