I just made out with a guy for $7.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
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Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
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Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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