Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
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My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
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My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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