haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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