I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize
