Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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