Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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