So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
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he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
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She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
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He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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