Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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