so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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