I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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