I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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