How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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