i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
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I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
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My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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