the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
bring money and cleavage
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
Randomize
