Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
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you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
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Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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