I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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