How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
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What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
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Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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