Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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