no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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