I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
