She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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