Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Randomize
