She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
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And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
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This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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