East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
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he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
i came on her dog
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
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My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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