Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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