i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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