you guys were way drunker than both of me
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
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That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
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There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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