we have pet lesbian snakes
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
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So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
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I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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