Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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