hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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