Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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