I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
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you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
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Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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