I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
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triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
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Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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