He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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