he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Do vagina's smell?
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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