And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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