I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
Randomize