opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
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Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
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he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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