And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
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there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
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Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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