he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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