I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
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i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
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I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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