"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
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