My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
