what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
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the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
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His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
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