Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Randomize
