My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
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