According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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